5 years ago

Aight, I'm gonna reveal who [REDACTED] is. I hope you're ready.


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Yep. I am a simp for Pyra from Xenoblade Chronicles 2. I have not even played it.

You see, one night in early January of this year, I was scared. My brother offered me his bread pillow, and I held on to it. And then, out of the blue, Pyra from Xenoblade Chronicles 2 just pops into my head randomly. And then, I look at my pillow. And then, I realise that I have just became a Pyra simp.

I thought I was losing interest in her, but then her Smash reveal came out and yeah.

Also my brother knew this for about a month. I mean, I was pretty blatant about it, I had a picture of her in my favourites that I can look at before my phone would lock every night because I couldn't set her as my wallpaper because that would be an instant giveaway, and I had her as my Smash tag. 'Would've preferred Pyro' was from my brother, because he was about to say "I figured it out, it's Pyra!" but felt too mean, so he said Pyro from TF2.

*realisation* Wait, I'm simping for a sword. Weird.

And, if I'm a simp for Pyra, I should be a simp for Mythra too, right?

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Eh, not as much. Like, she's still ebic, but I'm a bigger simp for Pyra.

Anyway...

Welcome to the Pyra Simp Community!



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