Cranky is now hard as fucking shit, because he wasn’t hard enough before, apparently.
More formal patch notes:
Swiggity Swooty added to the credits
Cranky now has 600 DEF
Cranky now resists paralysis
Cranky now has 998 AGI
All of Cranky’s attacks now hit either three characters or the entire party
Cranky now regenerates 10,000 HP per turn
Screaming at Cranky makes him automatically paralyze, stun, or get you high and rarely, instantly kill you
Added Speed Boost items
Added Detractor items that remove stats from the team, good for challenges but not much else.
Added a workout button to the future Pirate Cove so you can check your team’s AGI.
The office is now locked until you obtain Bonnie.
Fixed minor collision error in the Future Backroom Generator.
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