computerbild.de is asking to distribute my game, Chargrill Da’ Veggies, via CD and their webpage. There’s not a ton of text, but there’s quite a bit in it, and I was wondering if anyone would be willing to do a translation. Actually, a lot of the text is onamonapia or misspelled, so have fun.
Here’s the dump; PM me if you’re interested:
Spoiler switch (choose(1,2,2,3,3,3,3,4,5,5,6,6,6)) {
case 1: //Rare
global.splash_text = choose(
“Play Planetoid 3!”, //1
“Heavily inspired by Minecraft!”, //2
“Seven Minutes is Freaky…”, //3
“That’s no moon…”, //4
“Why did the Zillo Beast have to die?”, //5
“Just. Don’t. Look.”, //6
“elmcough”, //7
“kikjezrous!”, //8
“Now on Gamejolt.com!”) //9
break
case 2: //Common
global.splash_text = choose(
"Hot", //1
"Handdrawn!", //2
"RumGrilledble!", //3
"Hot!", //4
"NUKE", //5
"Whoa", //6
"Destructive", //7
"Messy", //8
"Crash!", //9
"Kerpow", //10
"Perfect", //11
"Me, Oh My...", //12
"Blewy!", //13
"Fun!", //14
"New and Improved!", //15
"by pixelmangosteenGames"); //16
break
case 3: //Frequent
global.splash_text = choose(
"Wow!", //1
"Ain't it nice?", //2
"Wonderful", //3
"Lookatthislongsplashisntittherlongestsplashthatyouhaveeverseeniwantittogooffthescreensoillkeeptypingonandonanddoyouevenknowwhatasplashisimnotsurethathiswillgooffthescreebutiscurehopeitwilljustkeeptyping", //4
"/splash", //5
"Limited Time Only!", //6
"Only $9.99!", //7
"An Indie Game", //8
"Handwritten in GML", //9
"Colorful Backgrounds!", //10
"So, Whaddya Think?", //11
"Nice.", //12
"So Cute!", //13
"Why are you looking at this splash when you could be playing?!?!", //14
"Inspired by Many", //15
"Our Passion"); //16
break
case 4: //Rare
global.splash_text = choose(
"Suprisingly Delicious!", //1
"Lime Green~! NOT.", //2
"tomatoeszucchinieggplantpeppersbasilherbesdeprovence - Oh My!", //3
"Fuzzy Pants!!!", //4
"squishyHAIRgirl!!!", //5
"Nothing is Random", //6
"Everything is Random", //7
"Almost Famous", //8
"Vitameatavegamin!", //9
"Ugg-Coffee!", //10
"Waig!", //11
"Hannah Banana!", //12
"In progress...", //13
"Run4yrLife!", //14
"CNDINC", //15
"Random Splash!"); //1
break
case 5: //Unfrequent
global.splash_text = choose(
"Veggies!", //1
"Tomatoes!", //2
"Eggplant!", //3
"Corn - Not", //4
"Carrots!", //5
"Fuzzy Bunny", //6
"Cabbage!", //7
"Lettucesesses!", //8
"Attack!", //9
"Weird", //10
"Peppers!", //11
"!_!_!_!_CHOMP_!_!_!_!", //12
"Meat", //13
"Steak", //14
"T-bone!", //15
"Coonkie!"); //16
break
case 6: //common
global.splash_text = choose(
"High Flying!", //1
"Unusual...", //2
"Splodem' Bang", //3
"Torched", //4
"Highly Addictive", //5
"%100 Grammatic Free Error!", //6
"Completely Gore Free!", //7
"Hemp and twine", //8
"Rapid Fire", //9
"Large Mouths", //10
"Toothy", //11
"Improvised", //12
"Made in a Week!", //13
"Goverment Funding", //14
"OH NOES! ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!", //15
"With love"); //16
break}
drop_text_large(x,y-100,choose(
“AHHHHHH!”, //1
“NOOOOOooooo…..”,//2
“OH! OH! O-OH!”))
//The yelp!
drop_text(x,y-100,choose(
“Ouch!”, //1
“That Hurt!”,//2
“Stop it!”,//3
“No!”,//4
“That makes me mad!”,//5
“You’re going to pay!”,//6
“I’ll meatify you!”,//7
“Have I seen that explosion before?”,//8
“Hey!”,//9
“I don’t Like it!”,//10
“Oy!”,//11
“Stop it!”,//12
“Urgg…”,//13
“Woah!”,//14
“Oof!”,//15
“OH! The pain!”)) //16
drop_text_large(x,y-100,choose(
“Ha ha!”,
“Take this!”,
“Whoop.”,
“NUKE!”,
“Bazoop!”,
“Fire in the hole!”,
“Chew on that!”,
“Roasty yet?”,
“LULZ!”,
“Big explosions!”,
“Yeah!”,
“Wawrbulzup!”,
“Piayang-BANG!”,
“Shoop-da’-whoop!”,
“Die!”,
“Eat steak!”))
drop_text_large(o_you.x,o_you.y-100,choose(
“YES!”,
“OH YEAH!”,
“WAY TO BLOW!”,
“NUKE!”,
“KERBANG!”,
“WAHOO!”,
“PWNAGE!”,
“COME ON!”,
“XD”,
“THERE SHE BLOWS!”,
“MEATLOAF!”,
“LETOMOIEGGO”,
“YOU GO BOOM!”,
“LETS MAKE RATATOUILLE”,
“YOU ARE GRILLED!”,
“DIE! WEIRD, strange… plants?”))
drop_text_large(x,y-100,choose(
“Yeah!”, //1
“Die!”,//2
“Woo!”,//3
“Eat sasauge”,//4
“leet”,//5
“Die, veggies”,//6
“You get meat in face”,//7
“Let’s go!”,//8
“Yes!”,//9
“Come on!”,//10
“Go back to the colander you crawled out of!”,//11
“Soup’s on!”,//12
“Ratatouille!”,//13
“Woah!”,//14
“Go!”,//15
“Gimme all you got”))
//Textifilcisious
draw_set_alpha(1); draw_set_font(f_credits);
draw_text_glowReverse(x,y,
“
=====FONTS=====##
10000 Fonts#
DaFont.com###
=====SPRITES=====##
-==Explosions==-#
Me#
Daniel Remar [URAWESOME]#
Ravicous##
-==Veggies==-#
Me###
=====SOUND=====##
-==Explosions==-#
soundbible#
-Mark DiAngelo-#
-Mike Koenig-#
-Grenagen-#
-Jim Rogers-#
-Kibblesbob-#
-snottyboy-##
=Music=#
lolcake4_noctam###
=====AND=====##
Many thanks to the#
epic dude in the UK#
whose nutsy games#
inspired this one -##
PixelHouseToast###
=====TRANSLATED=====##
by <yournamehere>####
=====MADE=====##
by kikjezrous#
of pixelmangosteenGames##
=====THANKS=====##
For play:ng!!!!!#
::D#”
)
“Put in your GameJolt username”
“#Type in ‘bluhbluh’#if you don’t have one”
“Press Enter”
“What’s your token?”
draw_text_glow(x,y-40,
“Short Story Made Shorter#You grill meat, until#Veggies grill you, so#Grill veggies, before#They do!”)
draw_text_glow(x,y-40,
“WASD to Move#Mouse to Aim#Leftclick to Grill#Rightclick to Char#Have Fun!”)
draw_text_glow(x,y+300,”Press Space”)
switch (argument0) {
case 0: return “ziltch”; break
case 1: return “one”; break
case 2: return “deuce”; break
case 3: return “three”; break
case 4: return “quattro”; break
case 5: return “five”; break
case 6: return “sixes”; break
case 7: return “seven”; break
case 8: return “ate veggies”; break
case 9: return “nien”; break
case 10: return “ten”; break
case 11: return “eleven”; break
case 12: return “a dozen”; break
case 13: return “oh noes”; break
case 14: return “vierten”; break
case 15: return “fifteen”; break
case 16: return “sweet”; break
case 17: return “seventeen”; break
case 18: return “octupus and squid”; break
case 19: return “nineteen”; break
case 20: return “vente”; break
case 21: return “twenty-one”; break
case 22: return “fuenty-foo”; break
case 23: return “twenty-three”; break
case 24: return “four and twenty”; break
case 25: return “quarter to a hundred”; break
case 26: return “twenty-six”; break
case 27: return “twenty-seven”; break
case 28: return “1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1”; break
case 29: return “twenty-nine”; break
case 30: return “thirty!!”; break
case 31: return “thirty-one”; break
case 32: return “tresydos”; break
case 33: return “arsenic”; break
case 34: return “im getting bored now”; break
case 35: return “okay really”; break
case 36: return “i stopped”; break
case 37: return “…”; break
case 38: return “…”; break
case 39: return “thirty-nine”; break
case 40: return “!~FOURTY~”; break
case 413: return “universe B”; break
case 612: return “universe !A”; break
case 1025: return “highly important”; break
case 111111: return “universe !B”; break
default: return “OMG! HOW DID YOU DO THIS?!?!
Cheater… ~” ; break }
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