computerbild.de is asking to distribute my game, Chargrill Da’ Veggies, via CD and their webpage. There’s not a ton of text, but there’s quite a bit in it, and I was wondering if anyone would be willing to do a translation. Actually, a lot of the text is onamonapia or misspelled, so have fun.

Here’s the dump; PM me if you’re interested:

Spoiler switch (choose(1,2,2,3,3,3,3,4,5,5,6,6,6)) {
case 1: //Rare
global.splash_text = choose(
“Play Planetoid 3!”, //1
“Heavily inspired by Minecraft!”, //2
“Seven Minutes is Freaky…”, //3
“That’s no moon…”, //4
“Why did the Zillo Beast have to die?”, //5
“Just. Don’t. Look.”, //6
“elmcough”, //7
“kikjezrous!”, //8
“Now on Gamejolt.com!”) //9
break

		
			 case 2: //Common  
     global.splash_text = choose(  
         "Hot", //1  
         "Handdrawn!", //2  
         "RumGrilledble!", //3  
         "Hot!", //4  
         "NUKE", //5  
         "Whoa", //6  
         "Destructive", //7  
         "Messy", //8  
         "Crash!", //9  
         "Kerpow", //10  
         "Perfect", //11  
         "Me, Oh My...", //12  
         "Blewy!", //13  
         "Fun!", //14  
         "New and Improved!", //15  
         "by pixelmangosteenGames"); //16  
     break  

 case 3: //Frequent  
     global.splash_text = choose(  
         "Wow!", //1  
         "Ain't it nice?", //2  
         "Wonderful", //3  
         "Lookatthislongsplashisntittherlongestsplashthatyouhaveeverseeniwantittogooffthescreensoillkeeptypingonandonanddoyouevenknowwhatasplashisimnotsurethathiswillgooffthescreebutiscurehopeitwilljustkeeptyping", //4  
         "/splash", //5  
         "Limited Time Only!", //6  
         "Only $9.99!", //7  
         "An Indie Game", //8  
         "Handwritten in GML", //9  
         "Colorful Backgrounds!", //10  
         "So, Whaddya Think?", //11  
         "Nice.", //12  
         "So Cute!", //13  
         "Why are you looking at this splash when you could be playing?!?!", //14  
         "Inspired by Many", //15  
         "Our Passion"); //16  
     break  

 case 4:  //Rare  
     global.splash_text = choose(  
         "Suprisingly Delicious!", //1  
         "Lime Green~! NOT.", //2  
         "tomatoeszucchinieggplantpeppersbasilherbesdeprovence - Oh My!", //3  
         "Fuzzy Pants!!!", //4  
         "squishyHAIRgirl!!!", //5  
         "Nothing is Random", //6  
         "Everything is Random", //7  
         "Almost Famous", //8  
         "Vitameatavegamin!", //9  
         "Ugg-Coffee!", //10  
         "Waig!", //11  
         "Hannah Banana!", //12  
         "In progress...", //13  
         "Run4yrLife!", //14  
         "CNDINC", //15  
         "Random Splash!"); //1  
     break    

 case 5:  //Unfrequent  
     global.splash_text = choose(  
         "Veggies!", //1  
         "Tomatoes!", //2  
         "Eggplant!", //3  
         "Corn - Not", //4  
         "Carrots!", //5  
         "Fuzzy Bunny", //6  
         "Cabbage!", //7  
         "Lettucesesses!", //8  
         "Attack!", //9  
         "Weird", //10  
         "Peppers!", //11  
         "!_!_!_!_CHOMP_!_!_!_!", //12  
         "Meat", //13  
         "Steak", //14  
         "T-bone!", //15  
         "Coonkie!"); //16  
     break    

 case 6:  //common  
     global.splash_text = choose(  
         "High Flying!", //1  
         "Unusual...", //2  
         "Splodem' Bang", //3  
         "Torched", //4  
         "Highly Addictive", //5  
         "%100 Grammatic Free Error!", //6  
         "Completely Gore Free!", //7  
         "Hemp and twine", //8  
         "Rapid Fire", //9  
         "Large Mouths", //10  
         "Toothy", //11  
         "Improvised", //12  
         "Made in a Week!", //13  
         "Goverment Funding", //14  
         "OH NOES! ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!", //15  
         "With love"); //16  
     break}  
		
	

drop_text_large(x,y-100,choose(
“AHHHHHH!”, //1
“NOOOOOooooo…..”,//2
“OH! OH! O-OH!”))

//The yelp!
drop_text(x,y-100,choose(
“Ouch!”, //1
“That Hurt!”,//2
“Stop it!”,//3
“No!”,//4
“That makes me mad!”,//5
“You’re going to pay!”,//6
“I’ll meatify you!”,//7
“Have I seen that explosion before?”,//8
“Hey!”,//9
“I don’t Like it!”,//10
“Oy!”,//11
“Stop it!”,//12
“Urgg…”,//13
“Woah!”,//14
“Oof!”,//15
“OH! The pain!”)) //16

drop_text_large(x,y-100,choose(
“Ha ha!”,
“Take this!”,
“Whoop.”,
“NUKE!”,
“Bazoop!”,
“Fire in the hole!”,
“Chew on that!”,
“Roasty yet?”,
“LULZ!”,
“Big explosions!”,
“Yeah!”,
“Wawrbulzup!”,
“Piayang-BANG!”,
“Shoop-da’-whoop!”,
“Die!”,
“Eat steak!”))

drop_text_large(o_you.x,o_you.y-100,choose(
“YES!”,
“OH YEAH!”,
“WAY TO BLOW!”,
“NUKE!”,
“KERBANG!”,
“WAHOO!”,
“PWNAGE!”,
“COME ON!”,
“XD”,
“THERE SHE BLOWS!”,
“MEATLOAF!”,
“LETOMOIEGGO”,
“YOU GO BOOM!”,
“LETS MAKE RATATOUILLE”,
“YOU ARE GRILLED!”,
“DIE! WEIRD, strange… plants?”))

drop_text_large(x,y-100,choose(
“Yeah!”, //1
“Die!”,//2
“Woo!”,//3
“Eat sasauge”,//4
“leet”,//5
“Die, veggies”,//6
“You get meat in face”,//7
“Let’s go!”,//8
“Yes!”,//9
“Come on!”,//10
“Go back to the colander you crawled out of!”,//11
“Soup’s on!”,//12
“Ratatouille!”,//13
“Woah!”,//14
“Go!”,//15
“Gimme all you got”))

//Textifilcisious
draw_set_alpha(1); draw_set_font(f_credits);
draw_text_glowReverse(x,y,
“
=====FONTS=====##
10000 Fonts#
DaFont.com###
=====SPRITES=====##
-==Explosions==-#
Me#
Daniel Remar [URAWESOME]#
Ravicous##
-==Veggies==-#
Me###
=====SOUND=====##
-==Explosions==-#
soundbible#
-Mark DiAngelo-#
-Mike Koenig-#
-Grenagen-#
-Jim Rogers-#
-Kibblesbob-#
-snottyboy-##
=Music=#
lolcake4_noctam###
=====AND=====##
Many thanks to the#
epic dude in the UK#
whose nutsy games#
inspired this one -##
PixelHouseToast###
=====TRANSLATED=====##
by <yournamehere>####
=====MADE=====##
by kikjezrous#
of pixelmangosteenGames##
=====THANKS=====##
For play:ng!!!!!#
::D#”
)

“Put in your GameJolt username”
“#Type in ‘bluhbluh’#if you don’t have one”
“Press Enter”

“What’s your token?”

draw_text_glow(x,y-40,
“Short Story Made Shorter#You grill meat, until#Veggies grill you, so#Grill veggies, before#They do!”)

draw_text_glow(x,y-40,
“WASD to Move#Mouse to Aim#Leftclick to Grill#Rightclick to Char#Have Fun!”)

draw_text_glow(x,y+300,”Press Space”)

switch (argument0) {
case 0: return “ziltch”; break
case 1: return “one”; break
case 2: return “deuce”; break
case 3: return “three”; break
case 4: return “quattro”; break
case 5: return “five”; break
case 6: return “sixes”; break
case 7: return “seven”; break
case 8: return “ate veggies”; break
case 9: return “nien”; break
case 10: return “ten”; break
case 11: return “eleven”; break
case 12: return “a dozen”; break
case 13: return “oh noes”; break
case 14: return “vierten”; break
case 15: return “fifteen”; break
case 16: return “sweet”; break
case 17: return “seventeen”; break
case 18: return “octupus and squid”; break
case 19: return “nineteen”; break
case 20: return “vente”; break
case 21: return “twenty-one”; break
case 22: return “fuenty-foo”; break
case 23: return “twenty-three”; break
case 24: return “four and twenty”; break
case 25: return “quarter to a hundred”; break
case 26: return “twenty-six”; break
case 27: return “twenty-seven”; break
case 28: return “1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1”; break
case 29: return “twenty-nine”; break
case 30: return “thirty!!”; break
case 31: return “thirty-one”; break
case 32: return “tresydos”; break
case 33: return “arsenic”; break
case 34: return “im getting bored now”; break
case 35: return “okay really”; break
case 36: return “i stopped”; break
case 37: return “…”; break
case 38: return “…”; break
case 39: return “thirty-nine”; break
case 40: return “!~FOURTY~”; break
case 413: return “universe B”; break
case 612: return “universe !A”; break
case 1025: return “highly important”; break
case 111111: return “universe !B”; break
default: return “OMG! HOW DID YOU DO THIS?!?!

Cheater… ~” ; break }