i feed a ton of information about mountbound to chatgpt and had it write shitty fanfictions, so here's some funny snippets

1. larry and walter were blues brothers (parody of funny 80's movie)

2. greg and duke nukem

3. larry haunts donald trump

skeletons dont have eyelids

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idk what to post so here's walter

I AM NOT A MORON

"I'm Mary Brightany, Daughter of the Dream Realm. I like to run through drywall and punch stuff really hard. Wanna be friends?" "...Why is my head a lamp? Counter question: why do you look like a tall hairless weasel?"

old mb screenie

bro got so mad

POV: you are an enemy approaching Greg Jeffery (he went afk and forgot to pause the game)