"Phone call for Mister Darwin! Phone call!
If all the graduate students would please move closer...
Scalpel...More nitrous oxide Thomas...
The Eye makeup, when inserted rectally, has some effect...
Remove the brain cap...
If you notice, by dipping the bat in a series of paints...
After 600 packs of cigarettes, the animals
Seem to exhibit some carcinogenic tendencies...
Mister... white courtesy phone!
I said ORALLY!
Oh god, I'm reading by my genitals!
I don't care what you think, you're a graduate student! Just do it!
Insert the elec...you're losing him!
All of our cosmetics are non-carcinogenic!
Get me another one! Get me ANOTHER ANIMAL!
Look professor, they dance up and down, just like Elvis!
Fine...if you could just put him...strap him down, if he moves, medicate him
Medicate him!
MEDICATE HIM!
MEDICATE MEEEEEE!
It seems to have no effect, doctor
Thank you nurse...why don't you ever call me?"