Hello,

My test has been completed. My physical attributes appear to have no anomalies.

I seem to be a normal 20 year old bomb humanoid, Apart from my...

Bomby look...

I'm also well known for causing a bit of havoc around the city with my oversized boobs girlfriend, And my mysterious abilities that-

Can I stop writing this now or do I have something worth fighting around here?

...

The bottom line is that I can't leave this facility I'm in right now.

A hostile corruption entity was found within' me.

It is apparent that it was cursed upon me by the same blue haired kid only a few weeks ago, except that wasn't a blue haired kid. It was him, but with pink hair and blue shoelaces.

CLOUDMAN proposed me an offer.

I had to either work for his facility and help him neutralize threats such as Boyfriend, or I be terminated on the spot.

I want to choose. But I want the viewers to decide.

Should I be terminated on the spot? I wanna blow up in front of everyone...

-BOMBMAN, 2025