"He's got a tiny dumb little husband brain." - Brian Regan

Motivation is slowly building up.... might turn out to be an okay day....

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Guess what chat? This is real btw...

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Not biting through a can rn...

Totally not biting through aluminum

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I'm done

Good morning fuckheads.

(You 2 know who you are, giving me a bad night last night)

Ice

I'm in my numb state rn

Numb: January-April

Horny: May-July

Depressed: August-December