6 years ago

Do you have any regrets? Me too. Let's meet one of them...

Bio below. v


Major Jolt

Joined Game Jolt: 2013

Hobbies: Blowing stuff up, survivalism

Dislikes: Weaklings, peaceful vistas

Bio: While it's nice to see someone with so much enthusiasm for a cause, it's safe to say Major Jolt takes things too far. He often "recruits" new users to Game Jolt by holding them at bazooka-point and threatening mass destruction. Though he considers himself to be the supreme survivalist, prepared for natural disasters, nuclear attacks, and post-apocalyptic catastrophes, nothing he gathers for survival lasts very long due to his destructive nature. He lives in a bunker, basically the only shelter on his property since he blew up his own house just to watch it burn.

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Author's notes:

Do I have to say something about this guy? Well uh, he's never been featured in any other graphics for the site except for the one above.

Jokes aside, at the time Major Jolt was created, @CROS wanted me to make a character that was completely opposite of the mostly cuddly collection we had up to this point, and I think it's safe to say that I delivered...

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