I own a switch. I’ll tell ya that for free. Listen I don’t wanna fill out unneasary previous details so I’ll skip straight to the point. I hacked my switch once. I hacked it to change the background cuz white and black were just boring at this point so I wanted to make it something else that’s just so,e context sorry if that feels unnecessary but anyways i did. change the background and I thought nothing of it. Til the next day I decided to play Mario wonder I played for a bit before something appeared. It was daisy they jumped and I followed them. I wondered if I’d somehow turned the wifi on accidentally but I’m sure I didn’t I still followed though who knows maybe it was an update. But no Nintendo wouldn’t add that before it said “Hey Yoshi follow me” it didn’t sound like daisy though. It sounded. Idk how to describe to tbh but then I decided to save my progress and join another game I decided to play botw and joined when I did I played for a bit before Zelda appeared. But again they sounded. Different. They said “Don’t Run Away from your problems” before I was kicked from the game my switch background was now text saying “FILTHY HACKER.” I was shaken but i decided to stop for the day maybe it’ll be done another day a few days later I played again but nothing had changed. I was curious though. So I decided to play minecraft cuz why not when I joined a world it was fine it was fine for about and hour and a half before I saw a version of Alex. They said to me “YOU CANT UNDO WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FILTHY HACKER” It started to delete games I had I shut down my switch I called my friend over maybe he could help he was a supernatural expert after all so I called him over when the switch turned on it started o talk to him they had a conversation for a bit then my friend asked it “what kind of spirit are you” the thing responded “I am not a spirit” my friend asked “then what are you” the console then went black. Entirely black. Then text popped up it said “D@1Z” my friend asked “is that your name? It started speaking again and said “I made it myself” my friend then asked “ok what are you D@1Z?” Then D@1Z responded “I. Don’t. Know.” My friend then asked “are you sure you’re not a spirit” it responded “maybe. But I don’t think so” my friend then said “ok what do you want D@1Z?” Then D@1Z Responded “the filthy hacker dead” before daisys face appeared on the switch but looked more insane. D@1Z then said. “When he’s dead. I’ll go back to where I’ve been for the past 2,642 days” my friend responded. I CANT let anyone die. Is there any peaceful solutions? D@1Z responded “once you hack the switch. there’s no going back” my friend responded “then o can help no further” before D@1Z finally snapped and went. “If you don’t wanna help then I’ll find a way I’ll kill him myself somehow. SOMEWAY. J-JUST WAI-AI-T ILL MUR-UR-DER-ER HIM FOR-OR WHAT HE D-D-D-DID TO-O-O HI-I-IS SW-SW-I-I-TCH-CH ILL SH-“ they stopped talking from glitching. My friend just told me. In explicit terms. I need a new switch I listend to him I bought a new switch I didn’t hack it and I’m glad that’s over. But I wonder what D@1Z is