How I feel when she texts me:

(I’m delusional)

I think im gonna get touched

@baller-69 shoutout to my pookie who loves BIG FAT BALLS for this bg

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I physically recoiled, cried, screamed, threw pillows, and lit myself on fire and jumped out of the window (totally not a family guy ref) while reading this

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hes demanding to see someones meat </3

What did yall do to his house 😭😭

Ice

Me core (I am TERRIFIED of sex irl)