4 months ago

Eggman's twitter announcement but deltarune (extremely heavy language warning)

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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, SANS DELTARUNE IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERBEFRIENDER, HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING MOM, THAT'S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS SKELETON BONY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING MOM, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "This big" AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING, SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON gamejolt.com SANS DELTARUNE, YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK, IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT BUT EVEN SMALLER, AND HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! *pwsshhhh* THAT'S RIGHT BABY!! ALL POINTS, NO BONES, NO CALCIUM. LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY MOM SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH!! THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH I'M GOING HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT CAROL I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 24 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.



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