Serpentimetal:

Don't You dig this anemoic feeling? Didn't You miss the metallic aftertaste?

Obliteraflares: Judging by the name of this abstract phenomenon these flares emmerge from the sky and obliterate any person's sense of vision with their radiating shades of pink.

Just installed Windows Aqua on my laptop!

Windows XP wallpaper on my Mac.

Luxureflect: Your line of sight is in an instant flash, blinded and distorted by these festive looking reflections packed with multiple shades of red.

You will be missed, Cortana.

So, I put you next to your sibling.

Or maybe we’ll see you again in Halo.

Improved my Start Screen and my sideloading skills!

One word: Vista! Just a fuck ton of Vista! :)

i think my computer is posessed

Yessir!