Serpentimetal:

Don't You dig this anemoic feeling? Didn't You miss the metallic aftertaste?

SurroundSpark:

Make Your Room More Visually Appealing Using Microsoft's New SurroundSpark™ Technology

Note: I am NOT affiliated with Microsoft, this is fanmade!

Luxureflect: Your line of sight is in an instant flash, blinded and distorted by these festive looking reflections packed with multiple shades of red.

Fanmade Windows Vista Advert

Just installed Windows Aqua on my laptop!

One word: Vista! Just a fuck ton of Vista! :)

Improved my Start Screen and my sideloading skills!

Rate the following:

1. My attempt at replicating an original OEM installation of Vista

2. My Windows 8.1 Start Screen

Obliteraflares: Judging by the name of this abstract phenomenon these flares emmerge from the sky and obliterate any person's sense of vision with their radiating shades of pink.

Yessir!