WARNING!

this game contains flashing lights loud noises and a bunch of jumpscares!

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but you don't really care about that, do you?

it's been 10 years since you've had the pleasure of experiencing our wonderful story

this story...

it brings you good memories doesn't it?

but you're bored

all you've ever wanted is a fresh perspective....

and i can give it to you

the sands of time shift and writhe before you

you grow older...

your vessel gradually breaks down...

but our story fills you with a glimmer of sweet
remembrance

beautiful

wonderful

amazing

disgusting

"nostalgia"

i tell you that stuff is like a genie in a bottle thesedays...

but history will always come back around

and you won't accept that

your perspective fills your brain:

memories of good times

bad times

innocent times

and so you come crawling back

you want to be young again

everyone does right?

you want to be young

one. more. time

i will give you that privilege

i will give you the gift of living through our story...

but BETTER

i can already hear you now...

"you think YOU could improve upon perfection?"

perish the thought!

but you don't know what I can do....

you see.... I am in control now

my influence permeates the very foundation of this wretched place

i have the potential to paint and poke and prod and MOLD it

into your greatest fantasy

like a painter to the canvas

imagine that...

my very own freakshow

and YOU have front row seats!

now why don't you take a seat...

and let me put you back together

one
blasted

memory:)

WELCOME to FNAF 1 REMAKE

The game was made by Marco Antonio. You might know him for making the actually good fnf mod, Mario’s Madness, and his upcoming fnaf 1 reimagining Welcome to Freddy’s, or fnaf Minus if you’re an og.

FNAF 1 REMAKE was teased throughout late March, till it released on April Fools’... Wait April Fools’? I thought that was last year......

Incase it wasn't obvious enough the games based on ransomware slop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOO YEAH I LOVE SLOP YEAAAAAAAAAAAH

Thankfully Marco knows how to make actually good gameplay and made something actually great, without a further ado....

let's take a trip down memory lane shall we?

Here’s the office... everything’s the same way you remember it, all those years ago.

Check the halls, shine your light, close your doors, open the cams.

Watch out for the hare he’s learnt some new tricks.

Some cool stuff to mention is that the game’s not fullscreen and is always small, and whenever you move to check the halls, the screen moves with you.

throughout the whole nights which are six minutes now shadow bonnies theme plays which sounds really fucking good

EVERTHING is now fucking evil and scary just look at the gang on stage.

Speaking of the gang let's talk about the only one active tonight bonny

Bonny works exactly how you remember him working. He’s the first one to move. When in the dining hall, he’ll either go to the west or east hallway, when he’s right at the door, close it.

That’s, um, pretty it for Night 1. Something kinda funny is that when, you die, the Entity gets really disappointed in you so like, do you think if this was a mml game and you died, he’d tell you to go fuck yourself? Just a thought.

Onto Night 2

The Entity is actually surprised that we even beat Night 1 You’re having so much fun, aren’t ya?

Shock the Thieve if he gets too close. Watch out for the Hen, just like 2014.

We got 2 new threats: Chick and Oxy Pirate.

Let's start with Chick first she's kinda the Foxy of the game

She'll first go to the dinning area than either run to the west or east hall, shut the door depending on the side she comes from.

Don't have headphones? fear not you can still see her at the door for a few seconds before she kills ya

Now onto Oxy he has 2 ways of attacking, the first and most common one is when he sends his hook down and you just gotta click on it.

The second one is much closer to what he actually does in fnaf 1.

You just gotta keep watching him to stall him, but eventually he’ll start to come out, and you gotta shock his ass.

BTW, can I just say how fucking raw this render is? Oh yeah the shock if Yiffy gets way too comfy with coming into the room, you can shock his ass to remind him who’s boss. But be careful it takes a looooooooooong time to recharge, so better keep stalling!

That’s all for Night 2. Something really cool is that when the clock hits 6 AM, it pulls out an onaf 3 and goes back to 12 am. The, uh, Entity sure does love having you here.

The big man of the show is here have fun!

On Night 3, we get the man himself: Fun Bear. Look at him, he’s so funny!

oh yeah before we talk about what he does i yours truly found this on my youtube recommended https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXH3zNXKU2U

i better not see any of you mfs listening to this song

Anyway Fun Bears definitely the hardest character to deal with at least for me.

He has 3 ways of attacking. The first one is when you hear him laughing, and you gotta find him on any of the cams and stare at him for a few seconds to send him back.

He does kiiiiiiiiiiiiinda blend in with the environment around him, but not that big of a deal. His next one, which is the most common, is when he shows up in the office, where you just gotta stare at him.

Something kinda funny is that when I first saw him doing this, I thought he was supposed to be Golden Freddy, so I pulled up the cams and died... so, uh, the more you know, I guess?

Now, for his final mechanic: he’ll send out this panel thing, and you gotta play Simon Says with him. O oh.

As much as I'm ashamed to say this, I did die a couple of times doing this, especially on Max Mode.

Now, that was all the base game enemies. There's still a lot more, but for the normal nights, that's all. So, what do I think of the gameplay in the video game?

It's reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal good. I was really hesitant about this game at first when it came out, ’cause, like, it's based on Ransomware Slop you already know how I feel about that.

But the game managed to really surprise me with how good it was.

All of the characters work together insanely well. No deaths ever feel bullshit... except that stupid-ass panel. Fuck you, Fun Bear.

The game runs buttery smooth, and if your PC is from the Stone Ages, there's an option to lower down the graphics, so ain't that neat, hmm?

Nothing too special happens on Night 4, so let's talk about Easter eggs!

First up, we got Old and Ready.

He works how you'd expect you lower your cams and sometimes he's there.

oh and you can't defend against him when he shows up which is uh.... pretty fucking shitty actually but whatever

Next up we got this guy at the left door.

What does he do who is he and what is his lore i have no idea!

And now onto my favorite easter egg, if you decide to be a little bitch and mess around in the ini this happens.

And the game ends up deleting your whole save, and you gotta start from scratch. I don’t know if this is a hot take, but I like this Freddy design way more than Fun Bear.

Those are all the Easter eggs. Back to the nights.

Night 5 doesn’t add anyone new... or does it? Around 4 AM, something WEIRD happens... everything just cu-

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it can't end this way.

you don't understand what i've achieved here today.

don't you see?
all of this was for you

I WON'T HAVE IT

IF THIS ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU
THEN I HAVE TO MAKE IT PERFECT.

SO LET ME PROVE IT TO YOU.
I WILL SHOW YOU THE PERFECT NIGHT.

I WILL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER NEEDED.

IT'LL BE THE GREATEST CELEBRATION!

THE PARTY OF A LIFETIME ALL FOR YOU
AND THIS TIME....

Welcome to night 6.

The entity himself Buddy, has taken the spotlight.

EVERYTHING is different now welcome to the new office

Only Buddy is active who actually moves in the cams so that's cool really cool actually

I absolutely LOVE his design. He kinda reminds me of the Epitomes from popgoes 2, who are also some of my favorite fnaf designs.

Buddy can go to both doors, and when he does, he'll either walk casually or run as fast as possible. If he just gets to your door normally, hold the light on him till he leaves.

When you hear him running, close the door he's coming from as fast as possible.

Buddy can sometimes send a virus in the cams, and you gotta find it and click on it to get rid of it.

He can also make the tvs start draining power just click on em.

This boss is really good. I love pretty much everything about it. Buddy isn't really a "scary" design, but he's raw as hell. Look at this amazing gif dawg.

It's not a hard night at all, but it is really fun for what it is. All the cams being useful is really nice too.

The song that plays throughout the night, MY WORLD IS YOURS, is pretty great, especially at the end. There isn't much for me to say, really other than it's great play it. Buddy is my love.

Buddy gave his best shot but alas he fails.

Buddy is genuinely really sad that he couldn't create the "perfect" remake. When you eventually close the game, he'll die all over again.

After all, he literally is just data, check marks in a grid. He never had his own mind; he only exists through ours.

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He really did everything to please us.

I hope you had a good time. I will miss you....

oh my god....

That was beautiful.

say wouldn't it be funny if there was a REALLY unfunny meme after this huh anyone huh anyone? no? wdym it would completely ruin this scene? bullshit

anyway we AIN'T done yet nuh uh no sir we got one last thing left

sometimes in the menu you can find a door in the bottom right

When you go in you meet the Saviour.

He's not like the others and doesn't have a reason for wanting to kill us... yet... Saviour seems genuinely surprised that we stopped Buddy.

Buddy has no idea that this place is even a thing, because the files for it are somewhere else.

There's no way to save Buddy; however, you can save the others.

Go back to the diner, get the eyes.

Search the cams till you find one. There's only 5 one for each night.

The eyes are parts of Buddy, pieces of code he left behind.

When you do get the eyes, Saviour wants us to go into the game's raw code to get "odd objects." Buddy is still around. INSTANTLY hide when he shows up.

Collect all the Balloon. Hide in the black spotscome on, you don't need me to say that.

When you get all the balloons and get back to the top, the Puppet thanks you and says that he'll see us again.

Remember when wtf was called fnaf Minus? Isn't it funny how it survived fnaf Plus? Hmm...

And yeah, that was everything. There was Custom Night and a 6 hour mode, but fuuuuuuuuuuck that. Overall, what can I say? It's an absolute fucking banger.

I went in with really low expectations and came out really happy with the game.

The gameplay for both styles was great, the OST was a banger, the story was actually unique, and it had a fucking shitpost after Night 6.

What else could you want from this game? I'll give it an 8.5/10. I was gonna give it a 9, but then remembered that awful shitpost at the end.