Once upon a time, when I was a young bun, my grandbun showed me this old spooky horror game that he used to play when he was young. I played the game, loved it, and now I'm here to yap about it. Anyway…

Gamers, welcome to Five New Fangled Nights, a spicy new fnaf fangame based on old rubber-hose cartoons. Don't really have anything else to say, so without further ado, let's start!

Oh, you bet your ass I'm gonna listen to all that juicy copyrighted music. Too bad you can't sniff, so sad, so very, very sad.... Anyway, here's our menu with some awesome music.

Nothing too special, except the cool animation Freddy does.

Let's start a brand new game and officially start our new job at Freddy-bears pizza parlor...

But first before all the night shift stuff, we get a cutscene of some lil girl waking up.

She gets spooked by some other kid but don't worry, he's chill and introduces himself to her.

As you can see he's uh..... mortally challenged, also known as being dead, same with the girl.

Jeremy takes the girl and introduces her to the others. Susie Fritz and Gabe.

The girl, who's called Cassie, asks how they even died, and Fritz just says they got murdered in the backroom by the evil night guard. Cassie is super pissed about this and decides the best thing to do is to kill the night guard.

When they start thinking of a way to kill the night guard Gabe brings up the suits on stage.

Jeremy jumps right into Bonnie possessing him.

And just like that the first night titled "night guard season" starts.

Here's our amazing office filled with tons of plushies YAY!!!!!!!!! and also theft king but uh fuck him.

We can use the cams by using the Fazputer behind us.

Also see that little thing above the power button? DO NOT CLICK ON IT TRUST ME I DID BIG MISTAKE THINGS GOT WAY TOO HARD anyway we get a phone call by the phone fella.

Turns out our name’s Charlie, and we're taking over the phone fella's shift. Anyway, uh, Freddy-Bears! It is a place, it exists, the pay's uh... average, but hey, at least the work’s easy. And yep, you guessed it, the characters move around at night. However, they are pretty slow, so no worries really. But if they do get in... don't worry, you have shiny metallic doors to save you. But remember, they drain power. And uh, yeah, that's it. Have a good one, Charlie!

On night 1 only one character is active, that being Bonnie T bunny himself.

Bonnie is SUPER simple, he goes down a bunch of random cams and eventually ends up in the hallway then your door, simply close it to make him leave.

Remember that there's no lights, but you can hear him leaving, so that's cool I guess. Anyway, uh, yeah, that's all for tonight. A pretty alright start, but trust me, things are gonna get a LOT more interesting later down the line. But until then, just relax and play some good old Bonnie Bash, maybe even take 2 hours of your shift.

We get a new cutscene of Cassie asking Jeremy how things went, which uh, you already know the answer to.

Jeremy says he kinda forgot what he was even doing because of, uh, you know. So you know what that means: backup time. At first they wanna get Gabe to control Freddy, but he forces Susie to do the dirty job instead.

Susie's body takes control over Carl the cupcake, and her head takes control over Chica.

So time for night 2 "poultry picnic"

Phone fella calls us again and says that a cabinet got placed right next to the right door, meaning we can't place it. Yikes... Just remember, if Chica comes to your office, just make sure she doesn't bump into anything. Oh, and if the cupcake shows up, smash it in the face. No mercy.

Tonight obviously Chica and Carl become active.

Let's start with Chica first who's pretty simple, when ever she shows up, just make sure the left door is open and that's literally it.

And for Carl, every now and then he'll show up on your desk, just punch him, no mercy.

And that was night 2. Overall definitely a bit more interesting than night 1, but some actual cam usage would be very nice... Anyway, more Bonnie Bash time. This time Carl is being a little dick.

Hey at least he gives points. onto the next cutscene.

Susie obviously says no, but fear not, she has the perfect plan.

Step 1 walk into the office

Step 2..............

Gabe agrees and jumps right into Freddy, and Fritz comes to help him too.

Time for night 3 "one girzzly scene"

Phone fella calls us again talking about how the animatronics get more quirky around this time, and explaining the mechanics.

Tonight the main man himself Freddy-bear and Foxy become active.

Freddy is pretty simple, you just gotta keep watching him in the cameras to slow him down.

But what if he gets to the hallways? Fear not, simply shut off the power to the building until you see him walk by.

Now onto Foxy, who works just like fnaf 1. Keep on watching him, and if he ever leaves his cove, close the left door.

That's about it for this night. Super awesome that we're finally getting more cam usage, but trust me, the game is gonna get soooooooooo much better on night 4.

We do another round of Bonnie Bash, but it looks like Bonnie wants to play too, and we can't have that. Just shine the light at him to make him go away.

Cutscene time!!!!!!!!!!!!

Turns out even with all the kids they still suck major ass. Like come on gamers it can't be that hard to do something like this.

Fritz is SUPER mad at the door till Jeremy brings up the other hallway.

With this huge revelation Fritz comes up with a new plan.

He'll stall the guard for as long as he can and the others will do their usual stuff BOOM perfect plan..

Time for night 4 "the quick grey fox".

Phone fella calls one last time, saying he's gonna quit and stuff, blah blah, you don't care about that stuff. Let's talk about our goat, Foxy!

Foxy has a brand new mechanic, finally making the other cams useful.

Every now and then he'll leave Pirate’s Cove, and you have to catch him a certain amount of times to make him go back.

It is pretty simple, but it's super fun and satisfying to do. He also does his dum dums, which are a nice touch, I suppose.

And that's it for night 4. This is where the game starts to get really good and really fun.

Bonnie Bash doesn't add anything new, so onto the next cutscene.

Cassie is getting pretty desperate, so she decides to get into a suit herself, and Susie finds her exactly what she needs.

there's also this super awkward scene of gabe stuffing her corpse into the suit and uh yeah....

Eventually the clock hits 12 am and Cass jumps right into it and we get this super cool scene of her possessing it.

And just like that our "final shift frenzy" starts.

no one calls us this night and no one new gets added so perfect time for me to share my thoughts on the gameplay and it's really great! i don't really know how to describe it but even though the game IS super simple it's a whole lotta fun especially on the last few nights it just feels really really fun i wouldn't really change anything about it except maybe changing up chica a bit because she kinda barely exists but whatever

Also when the nights about to end really good music starts playing, so uh, that's awesome.

Even though the mci try their best, we still end up winning......or do we?

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the final boss of the game against the evil Yell'r bear.

The office is all evil and fucked up now.

As i said the main enemy this night is the Yell'r bear who has multiple ways of attacking. For his main one you just gotta watch him in the cams.

He will switch cams every now and then and if you don't watch him he'll come to the office and you have to close the door depending on the side he's on

sometimes the poster behind you comes to life forcing you to shut off the power so make sure to check behind a lot

sometimes he'll also send his hat to attack you like carl

and finally for his last attack spike things will start covering your screen just hover over them to make them go away

overall the night is fine i suppose my main issue with it is that it's just kinda way too easy and not all that fun compared to night 5 there is a hard mode in the post game which does fix this night and even adds a couple new attacks so that's awesome

even though we try our best yell'r bear makes it into our office

and just as he's about to kill us the almighty spikes come to rescue us and chop his head off

charlie obviously takes this chance to escape with the power of his super old awesome car

cutscene time!!!!!!!

cass gets super mad and starts beating up her suit the gang trys to calm her down but eh at least they have the night guards name tag

oh.....

jeremy says it's coming back to him and the dudes actual name is on the back of his mine and well he certainly wasn't kidding about the mind part

so they all almost killed an innocent man womp womp.... but hey they didn't! and that's important everyone decides to leave the office except jeremy who's zoning out and just like that the credits roll there is a post credit scene but i ain't spoiling it i want YOU to go get it yourself

overall i fucking loved this game i usually really hate saying this about any fangame but man this game has so much charm in it from the art style to the little gags to everyone's designs and even the story it's all so charming and great too! thinking about it i genuinely don't have any major issues with the game it's THAT good in my opinion so it gets itself a nice juicy 9.5/10 from the yours truly

thank you so much for reading and i'll see yall on the flipside ciao!