I just put my newborn son into a blender

Awww thank you🥺

I'm good bestie 😌👍

Happy (late) 30th anniversary to Kirby

Just cuz why not, I'm bored as fuck.

Just, nothing sexual.

Excuse me but how old is this man!?!??!

My karaoke machine said bye bye.

It stopped working for good fam

Raccoon:D

I was bored so I made this 😎

It's a Gacha version of myself irl 😭

When my teddy bear child(Olivia) supports trans by sitting with a bottle with a trans flag on it-

I knew it was a good idea to title her as my child with my girlfriend👍