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4 years ago

GAME JOLT JOINS THE WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE TUBE COMPANY!


Activision acquired by Microsoft.

Bungie acquired by Sony.

Now Game Jolt joins a prestigious list of tech company mergers, as we’re proud to announce we’ve been acquired by the Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube company!

Known worldwide for their unique marketing and promotion techniques, the Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube co. has been in negotiations with Game Jolt for over 9 days to get the deal over the finish line.

“We’ve been looking at the best way to translate our business to the digital world” says Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube co. CEO Al Harrington, “and Game Jolt seemed like the perfect fit to take our business to the next level!”

Users will be able to see immediate improvements to Game Jolt in line with the high level of quality control that’s to be expected from a company that focuses on stupid inflatable mascots.

To celebrate the new merger, we have released a new feature to help your show your love for our company--amazing and inflatable post background images!

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Put them on all your previously boring text posts. Make them stand out from the crowd!

When asked for a quote, Game Jolt Founder and CTO (Chief Tube Officer) David DeCarmine simply said

“Frankly we figured it was about time we sold out, seems everyone else is these days”.

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