north korean soldiers rn:

jesus watching me eat my own shit in the shower after saying i'd stop for the 257329756298335432598275th time:

anyway

there is no better way to open a conversation

i don't care what you say

this is funny as all fuck and if you have the audacity to argue with me about this purely satirical comment then hell i don't like you anyways

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dear future gf:

do this to me

ima just leave this here

i'd gladly buy that