Something about this guy looks familiar

I look awesome in my senior year picture

Let me break it down for you

don't make my mistake when you look at an eclipse

Got this a few weeks ago

Our Intergalactic Party was out of this world!

This video is the next best thing to having been there.

Postal

I'm jacked as hell

in a hotel room

on my laptop

looked up to find the most suspicious looking lamp ever

I need to eat more I'm looking a little thin.