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Save The Fucking Princess (OLD)

5 years ago

GUYS PLEASE DO NOT PLAY STFP AT 3 A.M. (SCARY) (REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT)


OK GUYS LISTEN UP IM SERIOUS. IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WAS PLAYING MY FAVOURITE GAYMJOLT CLASSIK SAIV THE FRIKIN’ (SORRY ABOUT SWEARING BTW) PRINCESS. AND THEN GAME SUDDENLY GOES IN BLACKOUT AND A PICTURE OF MARY THE WITCH SLOWLY APPEARS ON SCREEN BUT HER EYES WAS REALLY REALISTIC (REAL 100%) AND THEN CULM AND KINDA CREEPY WOMAN VOICE SAYS “YOURE NOT MY LITTLE POGCHAMP ANYMORE” I WAS SHOCKED, BUT IT WAS NOT OVER YET, A PICTURE OF KNIGHT WITHOUT THEIR ARMOR SHOWED UP WITH LOUD SOUND, DEMANDING ON ME DELETING ALL MY EROTIC FUNFICTION THAT INCLUDES THEM AND MARY. IN TEARS I CLOSED GAME AND NEVER RETURNED TO IT. SO PLEAS DO NOT PLAY STFP AT 3 A.M.



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