I hope you’ve left out your kush and weed cookies for Snoop Dogg this fine 420, I know I have. But that’s not why I’m here, why I came on was to give you the latest scoop on the game you’ve probably forgotten about.

Shadow The F***ing Hedgehog (yes I censored it, Gamejolt might roast my ass if I say that word so I won’t take any chances) is still coming out, I don’t have a clear release date because I would most likely miss it, and then everyone would be sad.

I’d say it’s tentatively around 1-2 months, but you never know. It could be released tomorrow (it won’t though). One reason why it’s taking forever is because there’s a “bug” in the game that I want fixed before it I release it. Another reason is that I’m constantly editing everything from stats, room layouts, battles, etc. I want the game to have edge, but have heart. Do you understand what I am saying to you right now?

You don’t care about that, you care about new content that I share with you. As you know, this game only allows one player character (Shadow), so I devised a way to revive yourself without the need of another character. BEHOLD, CHAOS REJACK!

You don’t want to know how long it took me to get that gif to work properly.

If you look close enough, you can see that the entire design layout is different. That’s because I wanted my game to have a distinctive look to it, and so the characters would be better represented than just a name.

Another thing I wanted to share with you is the “secret shop” (like the dispenser or whatever the hell it was from FNaFB), a request someone made many months ago. I won’t tell you where it is or how to get it, I just want to let you know it exists. Welcome to the Black Market.

And yes, you are correct, that is the Zodiac Killer himself selling you contraband micro-transactions from Black Ops 3. Hell, everything new I shared with you in this post is a rip-off from Black Ops 3.

Upon opening one of these bad boys you are greeted to the warming sound of gambling, and maybe three items that might not have been worth the currency used to buy it. This garbage ruined Black Ops 3, and now all of you get to feel my pain.

One of the contraband you can receive from Ted Cruz is:

Which is one of the few items in the smoking category, which gives you “Edge” points to use Shadow’s greater skills faster than waiting for the meter to go up from standard attacks, but comes at the price of taking a large portion of your health.

There was something else I wanted to share, but I believe it would be better if you experienced it for yourself first hand rather than spoil it here for you.

See you in October 2019 for the next update.