Shadow The F***ing Hedgehog

An RPG, inspired by Sable Lynn, and Joshua Shaw's Five Nights at F***boy's. It contains vein popping anger inducing unfair difficulty, text-to-speech voice acting, painful exposition, and humor only understandable by those in the ethereal plane.

Plot

Shadow is awoken on the Space Colony Ark, for his 0th birthday he is going on a night of debauchery, much to the dismay of his two fathers. But something bigger is occuring in the background. Shadow must decide if he wants to help humanity by being a universal vaccination, destroy the damn planet, or some other third thing.

Features

• Hundreds upon hundreds of Oscar worthy text-to-speech spoken dialogue! (A lot to be said upon interacting with things!)

• Trash the Space Colony Ark in an (open-world) linear RPG!

• Vulgar language your parents will ground you over! (Seriously, if you're underaged, and your parents don't like this sort of content, play at your own discretion!)

• Insanely difficult bosses!

• Overpowered fights even Jesus Christ himself can't win!

• SERIOUSLY, YOU'LL GET F***ING WRECKED BY EVERYTHING!

• BECOME (RICHER AND) MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN GOD!

• GRINDING!

• References!

• Copyrighted music! (Prepare to lose that YouTube channel!)

• Echidna Dildo!

• And a bunch of other crap I can't remember.

Tips

Alt + Enter for fullscreen.

Save, like, a lot.

And most importantly, git gud.
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