Uh... Hello there. I guess you're new at this job, so I've decided to record this message to help you. I worked here at this post before you, and i have some tips. They are useful.

Okay. Far as you know, this is a night club. And one of local actors lives here. This man gets a bit quirky at night. And he... uh... likes guys like you. I think you guess the way he... likes.

If you don't want to be a victim of this man, you have to protect yourself, don't you? Fortunately, we have a sound alarm system. Like in that horror attraction, right? Usually it just alarms people in the club if something bad happens. Ya know... it's for safety. But we've added some additional sounds to the system, and You can use it to distract the actor.

That's all, i think... Well, as a said, use sound decoy if you need to. Good luck at work.