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Unrelated: Don't Forget
1 year ago

heya. sans here. due to popular demand, i guess i'm writing somethin? there are puns


i don't know what i'm supposed to do here. so... uh............... some jokes:

  1. how does a skeleton capture a human? in a ribcage.

2. on the periodic table, what is the element of surprise? ah.

3. why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the school dance last year? i had he had no *body* to go with.

4. you know, my caretaker is the royal scientist, so he's pretty smart. i asked him to tell me what the symbol on the periodic table was for sodium. he said nah. does anyone know?

5. why does the skeleton hate humans? cause they're the worst thing to ever walk this planet and should be eradicated.

6. why was the lamp cold? cause it's not a *heat* lamp.

i have to go now. my baby brother needs help putting on pants as a shirt. hope you enjoyed my jokes. you can find my pun blog, 'skele-ton of skele-puns' on undernet. my username is tomfoolery_skeleton.

insert a signoff here. use a clever one, and don't forget to add one this time. there might be girls reading this



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