not gonna say the alt's user, i'm just gonna refer to it as "the jam king" since thats the nickname we have it

so, the jam king has been on animal jam every since the 9th of august 2017, the jam king only comes around once (on rare occasions, twice or a few more times) every year to cause terror upon the animal jam community, hacking accounts, causing chaos, making everyone miserable, etc

basically, up until the day the jam king joined, you were mostly safe, but after that, good fucking luck, no one knows when the jam king comes and no one can predict it

i dont remember every date but heres the ones i do remember:

2017: 9th of august (obviously)

2018: 30th of january(?) and 5th of june

2019: 12th of march

2020: 25th of december (your krimas gift is NO MORE FUN!)

2021: i forgor 💀

2022: 9th of august (again)

2023: 12th(?) of october

2024: today

also, in the 12th of march 2019, there was a massive controversy surrounding the jam king, it lasted all the way up until the 20th of may i believe(?) (i dont rember what we said about it) and at the time if you spoke of said controversy, your aj account would've gotten bye-bye! (oh also new account creation would be permanentely disabled too), and thats kinda why not alot of people know of jam king

the jam king is also known as "the juice king", "the jam juice king" and "our eternal saviour and overlord"

what is jam juice you may ask? well it's an unobtainable substance owned by the jam king himself, it's also undiscoverable because you cant enter the secret underground jam kingdom


anyway, just so you guys all know, this is all made up and is just lore me and my friends made up to scare oreo

honestly i feel like this genuinely has movie plot potential



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