How Zoophile mf's look at you when you tell them that animals cannot consent, you can't marry dogs, and cats are not sex toys:

If y'all wanna what happened to every "Alexfancypants.exe" or just any of my EXEs, they all died. I killed them yesterday because I no longer do "EXE" shit.

Peacock users when their ads are suddenly interrupted by a movie:

All firmed up and ready to go! Thank you to those who joined me when I made Killy Willy 😁

I have the chance to do one of the funniest things ever

Hey yall!.

Project:playtime is right around the corner so as we all sit around waiting!...

i made this cool lil boxy boo scene!.

Enjoy!

Imagine making 3 back to back posts about video game references

Couldn't be me

Also if you were wondering, no I didn't actually lose my house during the pandemic, I said it for the joke

MF's when an animatronic is a girl in a FNAF game (There's LITERALLY better hear me outs out there):

I just love the way these Poppy Playtime cakes came out! I've been thinking about doing Killy Willy.... What do you think? #CaketasticCakes

If I post a screenshot of a google doc but only part of it that says "Credit roll" and "End video", that means One Night At Alex's is like 95% done with it's script.