i just remembered the times my dad called me sexy nvm not having a good morning

wishing death upon my mom

so me momen...

mm it tastes like child abusers

jsut remembered i'll never actually be seen as a real guy irl 🥶🥶🥶

imagine not being able to handle a door knock couldnt be me

ngl i kinda wanna become mari rn

im scared of door knocks and phone calls

im gonna snap

so um almost before the argument ended last night my leg started bouncing on its own (dont get me wrong i bounce my leg on command) but like

i wasnt makin it do that

is that normal bro