ngl i kinda wanna become mari rn

mm it tastes like child abusers

so um almost before the argument ended last night my leg started bouncing on its own (dont get me wrong i bounce my leg on command) but like

i wasnt makin it do that

is that normal bro

im gonna snap

im scared of door knocks and phone calls

jsut remembered i'll never actually be seen as a real guy irl 🥶🥶🥶

i just remembered the times my dad called me sexy nvm not having a good morning

i feel like throwing up nobody told me ending a friendship is that fucking stressful please bro i genuinely feel terrified

so me momen...

imagine not being able to handle a door knock couldnt be me