ngl i kinda wanna become mari rn

imagine not being able to handle a door knock couldnt be me

i just remembered the times my dad called me sexy nvm not having a good morning

so me momen...

wishing death upon my mom

jsut remembered i'll never actually be seen as a real guy irl 🥶🥶🥶

mm it tastes like child abusers

i feel like throwing up nobody told me ending a friendship is that fucking stressful please bro i genuinely feel terrified

im scared of door knocks and phone calls

so um almost before the argument ended last night my leg started bouncing on its own (dont get me wrong i bounce my leg on command) but like

i wasnt makin it do that

is that normal bro