jsut remembered i'll never actually be seen as a real guy irl 🥶🥶🥶

ngl i kinda wanna become mari rn

mm it tastes like child abusers

im scared of door knocks and phone calls

imagine not being able to handle a door knock couldnt be me

so um almost before the argument ended last night my leg started bouncing on its own (dont get me wrong i bounce my leg on command) but like

i wasnt makin it do that

is that normal bro

wishing death upon my mom

i just remembered the times my dad called me sexy nvm not having a good morning

i feel like throwing up nobody told me ending a friendship is that fucking stressful please bro i genuinely feel terrified

so me momen...