Bob subplot: "The food critic wrote me up for hair in my food and people stopped eating here"

Tina subplot: "Girls are making rumors that I have hairy pits because"

Teddy subplot:

When you see the most obvious type of comment bait but you know you can't warn people in the comments because then you're engaging

With the dawn of the new Fortnite season, I wanna come out on record & say I created The Human Chameleon FAR before Fortnite, & if I could make them pay royalties I would

🔃

PEAK

air fryer

"Anti Racism " girls the moment they see an Isreal flag

"Can I get an OC?"

"Sure thing, comin' right up."

"And hold the backstory"

"Hold the backstory..?"

"And hold the superpowers"

"Hold the... Hey Jimmy! Get me a OC wit NOTHIN'."

"Nothing?"

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Does anyone know what this ascetic is called