4 years ago
Imagine you're in that one McDonald's ad for the McChicken
What would you say after "crispy juicy tender"?
I'd say "I just threw my newborn son into a blender" :]
Next up
I just put my newborn son into a blender
Raccoon:D
When my teddy bear child(Olivia) supports trans by sitting with a bottle with a trans flag on it-
I knew it was a good idea to title her as my child with my girlfriend๐
Awww thank you๐ฅบ
Why is my Roblox friend asking me if I remember Anna- who tf is Anna ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
My karaoke machine said bye bye.
It stopped working for good fam
I'm good bestie ๐๐
Just cuz why not, I'm bored as fuck.
Just, nothing sexual.
Oh shi-
w h a t-๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
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