dear future gf:

do this to me

anyway

i'd gladly buy that

there is no better way to open a conversation

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north korean soldiers rn:

jesus watching me eat my own shit in the shower after saying i'd stop for the 257329756298335432598275th time:

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day two of posting things my ex wouldn't like

im getting banned for this

(it's been a day trust)

day 1 of posting things my ex wouldn't like because doing random shit is more fun than working