‘Log 5’ - recorded on December 29th, 2000:

“Test, test… log 5. It’s over.. we’re ruined, we’re all bankrupt. Milo’s Pizza Land is set to close next year. Okay so, first things first. We’ve recently gotten two incidents in this establishment where one of our animatronic characters, Gerald the Alligator, had bitten the hand of a 5 year-old girl during the holiday weekend… god.. and one of our employees had been attacked by that malfunctioning eagle in Parts n’ Services just a couple of days ago. How is this even possible?

It seems like no matter what we do, we’re just hit with a string of bad luck. Almost like that… thing is still with us…. No, I-I can’t accept defeat now. We CAN get back to the top! L-Look, James has been creating an animatronic puppet of his own. We could use that to bring back the guests. O-Or perhaps making more puppets for the lion, being a cat, a bird, or something. OR we make REAL animatronic versions of the puppets we already have, just SOMETHING! We can’t quit now!

… What’s the point? Nothing is going to work anymore. Lightimatronics Co. is already expecting our payback from all the stuff we ordered from them. We might as well just shut down everything and store the necessary stuff in the downstairs storage unit. Where that godforsaken rabbit is…

This is John Amber, and this may be my last log before we inevitably go under. If you’re listening to this recording, thank you and remember, that you had a lifelong purpose here at Milo’s Pizza Land.”

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