Yo, what the hell is up with the word searching papers now days, man!?!?!?!?

What most people end up buying after trying out 20 basses and 30 guitars:

The data

Fellas, meet Josh!

LETZ GOO!!!

Yo, my dog's been acting weird....

This is why i recomend you to NOT have dogs...

LETZ GOOOO!!!!

MINE!

YOOOO, IS THAT AN ORIGINAL EPIPHONE 1970 KORINA EXPLORER GUITAR!?