this actually happened in a round when I was playing, I edited it badly so you could see the funny parts

mario hat go brrrrrrrrr

the new currency is called "Buckeroos"

Join a mercenary team: high-risk, low-benefit positions available!

Defend cargo trains in this innovative Turn-Based Tower Defense meets Reverse Bullet Hell.

Wishlist the game now: https://bit.ly/AustraliaDidItSteam

FINALLY THEY LET ME ACCESS JAVA EDITION WITHOUT BUYING IT AGAIN YESSSS (also i changed my username to duckymouth)

Wax Heads is a cozy-punk narrative sim about working in a struggling record store.

Lose yourself in an emotional, uplifting narrative about community, musical mysteries and underdog spirit. 

Play the Next Fest demo: https://bit.ly/WaxHeads

Announcing "Descendant of the Moon". A game about some guy that finds out he has magical powers, it sounds terrible but its gonna be pretty good. (edit: I completely changed the storyline and it also will have a different name so none of that is true)

yes no

INSECT IS AN ARCADE-STYLE BULLET HELL SHOOTER...

SURVIVE WAVES OF ENEMIES UNTIL A SONG FINISHES PLAYING AND RACK UP HIGH-SCORES TO BE REWARDED WITH RANKS AND ACHIEVEMENTS...

PLAY THE DEMO: https://bit.ly/INSECTSTEAM

give me candy or else the alarming clock will turn into their true human form and stab you in the chest