That's right you've been trolled, this post is actually about how not good Super Mario Sunshine is.

1. The movement is really weird and not at all fluid (hahaha get it because water is a fluid and the game is about water hahahahahah).

2. The story makes no fucking sense. You could say "It's a Mario game it doesn't have to make sense!!!!" but like seriously how the frick did not a single person on the Island recognize that Mario isn't a blue paint monster.

3. THEY GAVE BOWSER VOICE ACTING WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

4. Half of the shines are literally just "find blue coin NOW !!"

Honestly I think the only reason people praise the game so much is just out of pure nostalgia for when they played it as a kid.

The only thing good I can really say about it is that the music is good, and even then I wouldn't really want to listen to it.

Sorry not sorry Sunshine fans.

That concludes my essay.

Edit: I've yet to see a single person say something good about the game other then "Me like beach," or "Wow game good." Really makes you think.