i love my notifs

man what are my recent emojis bru

MY MOM FORGOT TO TAKE MY PHONE AWAY

THE GOVERNMENT IS PAYING CHEFS AROUND THE WORLD TO PUT YUCKY VEGETABLES IN MY NOODLES

hors

how it feels to follow people in a circle you’re not in

gen don’t see myself making it past 20 without killing myself 😅image unrelated

at this restaurant where they have these buzzers to signify when your food is ready and each time the people with the buzzing buzzers walk past I keep thinking they’re holding electric razors to shave my head

felt extremely suicidal yesterday but rn im eating the best chocolate bar I’ve ever had in my life

me after making chili with cheese in it and chicken strips with homemade canes sauce on the side at 1am