"Eh, I'll do it tomorrow"

If there's an embodiment of laziness, it's probably Patches. He's a smug couch potato who has a comeback for everything. He's an absolute master at being lazy and doing the bare minimum. Some of the only times he does something on his own and does it well is if it's to annoy someone. For example, one time he learned how to play piano just so he could play the spider song from "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia". Despite his lazy nature, he's really good at pranks. He also knows how to play bass and holds the high score on Guitar Hero at Hello World arcade. His favorite snack is cassette tapes (much to my dismay). It's pretty much impossible to get under his skin