Sonic Continued Oddities Wiki Lore:
One day It was cold, so cold out, and Sonic and his wife Tails were out minding their own business, when tails told sonic that he was cold, Sonic offered tails to get under his feet (They had certified heaters mind you!) but tails got angry and divorced sonic. Sonic spent the next 2 years moving to a new city but one day, he went to the local barber shop to buy a hamburger, when the barber told him and i quote "No Shoes, No Gloves, NO SERVICE!!!" and that offended Sonic, or as he was now called "Sonic", so "Sonic" Proceeded to commit fucking arson on the entire city lighting it to flames and is now on the run from the police.
Original Lore:
Bassically tails was cold and Sonic, His wife, was offering to let tails use his toes for warmth.
but tails was being a big fuckig bitch and wouldn't take Sonic's offer. making sonic mad.
sonic asked tails what was wrong and tails simply replied "Small peepee" which set sonic off.
he proceeded to get a laywer and divorced tails, taking half of everything.
this tragic story lead to his name, 2017's Ex.
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