Attempt to survive your first bank heist! Befriend or betray your team of bank robbers, make difficult choices, survive, go insane, fall in love, and get rich if you can in No Proper Thief, where every choice you make has a consequence.

You never wanted a life of crime, but it’s all you know. That doesn’t mean transitioning from a life as a cocky con artist to a greenhorn bank robber, on your first bank heist, doesn’t scare you.

In No Proper Thief you are Clyde Lamm, the Rooster, and you have a choice to make. In fact, you have dozens of choices to make throughout your upcoming adventure. Everything has consequences, too. You and your team, consisting of the leader Zebra, the muscle Stag, and the heart Marlin, have many obstacles to overcome. For one, you have to convince them, as the new team member, that you’re trustworthy and that you’ll watch their backs, for if one of you goes down the rest of you will too. Still, in the midst of all the dark chaos of the initial robbery, there is a flame of positivity: an attractive young bank manager. Sure you stole her gold heirloom ring a while back, but it’s a fair trade because she’s stealing your heart.

Warning: contains scenes of violence.

Russell developed this game using ChoiceScript, a simple programming language for writing multiple-choice interactive novels like these.

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