Welcome to Faznews on channel 7. I'm your host, Ken482, and we have some breaking news today!

• Nightmare Fredbear, the owner of the strange box from FNaF 4, has been telling local officials that he found strange locks on them! He claimed tapping on one multiple times may cause it to break, but it always seems to reappear the next day! We are contacting the local box retailer about this!

• Funtime Freddy, the local Bon-Bon friend and comedian, was found sounding German not too long ago! These witnesses claimed he was tempting "little children" to approach him! Thankfully, people have discovered that covering him up will shut him up, though only for a limited time, as he will break free from the cover and begin speaking again!

That's all for today at Faznews on channel 7! Stay tuned for more news!