Bought him smth to keep him busy. Costs less than free (-9¢) because he's less than worthless

literally me rn

you die.

Peaches!

(⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)

Even more Uzi doodles! :3

Queen of Spades

I had 3 hits remaining and somehow he hit me 3 TIMES in less than 4 seconds cuz he panicked and projectile spammed. Unbelievable

a la belated @PrincessDoit

hmm. This one. (ignore Princess Diamond's disappearing horns)