I've been trying to do this for literal years.

My hands were numb by the end (although part of that was because of some videos I was half watching at the same time)

Now I can play Nuclear Throne like a normal person! I NEVER have to do this again!

1.2 PROGRESS REPORT #2:

The new route is complete. There's still more I want to do, but I'm in the homestretch.

No concrete release date yet, but I'll probably be out sometime before May 10th.

Emphasis on probably. Releasing before then isn't guaranteed.

No idea why I feel like updating this so much lately, but here's some stuff.

Crimbo.

I have no idea why it took me this long to do that first thing.

Labor Day.

I played some video games this year. Here's a list of them.

Feel free to check a look if you want. Or don't.

Relevant footage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Ab1_Mdcqc

Barring the Wretched Glove stuff, these are actually pretty small changes. But, there's a common event/infrastructural rework and I bump the version number up whenever I do stuff like that.

There's a new Wes Anderson movie coming out within the next two months, so I've got something to look forwards to for the immediate future.

Or at least a closer future than some of the other stuff I'm looking forwards to, anyways.