I've been trying to do this for literal years.

My hands were numb by the end (although part of that was because of some videos I was half watching at the same time)

Now I can play Nuclear Throne like a normal person! I NEVER have to do this again!

1.2 PROGRESS REPORT #3:

I've got good news and bad news.

The bad news is that the currently unfinished party members probably aren't happening this update.

But, the update's also PROBABLY coming out relatively soon. Possibly next week, but no promises.

Started working on a thing.

No idea if it's ever going to get finished (it's still mostly concepts at the moment) but I've been playing around with this idea in my head for a while now, so I felt like bringing it up.

Anyways, here's front facing Buckets.

Barring the Wretched Glove stuff, these are actually pretty small changes. But, there's a common event/infrastructural rework and I bump the version number up whenever I do stuff like that.

1.2 PROGRESS REPORT #2:

The new route is complete. There's still more I want to do, but I'm in the homestretch.

No concrete release date yet, but I'll probably be out sometime before May 10th.

Emphasis on probably. Releasing before then isn't guaranteed.

I'm not sure if 1.1.10 or 1.2.0 fits more, but I like the idea of getting to update 1.1.11 so eh, I'll stick with this.

This should have come out in April, but I took a REALLY long time to both start and finish my test playthrough.

Technically this update actually came out about half an hour ago, I just wanted to add in a little something before announcing it.

I have no idea why it took me this long to do that first thing.

Labor Day.

I played some video games this year. Here's a list of them.

Feel free to check a look if you want. Or don't.