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pizza 'N' review


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....everyone else is dead it's only you now

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it should've been perfect one of the best days of your life but it just had to go wrong

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she shouldn't find you here at least for a while...

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may god have mercy on your soul

Well that sure was a flashback alr anyway.

Fangs: The Good Old Days / The Golden Days was a cancelled 2016 fangame about, well, Fang the fox-wolf thing, and Austin Fazbear and also Thomas the Tank Engine, for whatever reason. He was also going to be in trtf Frankburts, but uh, you know.

But thankfully, in the big 2025, Fang finally got himself his first ever game. Now, how is it? Is it good? Is it bad? Well, that’s what we’re figuring out today by going to Fang’s Pizza ’N’ Theater.... Oh, and since this game is still kinda new MAJOR spoilers ahead.

Here's our glorious menu.

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Nothing too special but uh the music is nice i suppose, We start the game and read the newspaper.

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We obviously get the job and Night 1 starts.

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Yes you read that right the game canonically takes place on April Fools.

What other day could it possibly take place in, hmm?

Anyway, here’s our office pretty great stuff we can even look at the back!

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btw, apparently from what I heard the pill bottle at the back is supposed to be from Six Horrors. If that’s true, cool! Neat! Nice reference. Whatever.

We get a call from the game’s Phone Guy, Collin, who welcomes us to the theater. Because we’re a poor fuck and took this shitty ass job, it’s our duty to take care of the place and the animatronics.

The company’s recently got some new versions of their animatronics they move better, look better, and act better. This upgrade was a HUGE investment for them, and they’re incredibly proud of it, especially compared to their older counterparts.

Speaking of the older models, they’re being sent away to be destroyed for parts.

Despite that, Fang’s is struggling to keep the doors open, especially with other restaurants using the same gimmick of animatronics.

Now, let’s go over the basics. As usual, the animatronics move around at night so their servos don’t lock up.

Collin himself isn’t really a big fan of them, Fang stared at him once. Pretty spooky stuff.

Now, how do we defend ourselves? We got our cams and our super bright flashlight.

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About the flashlight if you hold down the button long enough, it’ll release a super bright flash powerful enough to send the characters back to their stages.

The flash does waste a lot of power though, which is why you’ve got those batteries behind you.

That’s about it for tonight. Stay sharp, and good night.

On Night 1, we’ve got Fang’s sister, Fae, active.

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She works exactly like Collin said she follows a set path, and when she leaves the hallway camera, you hit her with the flash.

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Before we move on, there’s one last thing in the office when you first boot up the night, there’s a floppy disk on the desk. Click on it; it’ll be important later. But besides that, that’s all for night one. The phone call dragged on a little, but no big deal.

Something kinda neat is that when you beat a night, you get an animation of that day on the calendar being crossed out.

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Anyway now that we got that floppy disk we got a post night!

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You put the disk in and get an uh.... n64 style minigame.

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Our boss wants us to empty out the trashcan because, well, that’s our job. I REALLY love the way these minigames look, finding out about them for the first time was a huge surprise, but overall, really cool.

While walking around, you can find the boss’s daughter, who talks about exploring the place.

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So uh lets try that shall we huh? let's just look in the bathrooms and oh.

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hmm now i sure do wonder what happens if i touch i- WHERE THE FUCK AM I

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if you touch the disgusting glitch thing you'll be sent to this weird flesh realm. there's a lot of weird hallucinations going on and kids running around.

but eventually after a bunch of walking you'll find this thing.

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If you touch it, it'll send everything back to normal. When you get back to the boss, she just says, "I'm sorry."

By beating the minigame, you get another one of those weird cutscenes from the start of the game. And is that a person over there?

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Pretty freaky stuff but the only way to find out more is to keep on playing.

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Collin calls us again, congratulating us on finishing our last shift. He actually used to work the night shift around a year back, but literally nothing happened, so he switched to Dayshift.

And it turns out the current owner is trying to sell off the brand. Seems like they're just not interested in it anymore.

Collin says that today, the animatronics have been acting a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle off. Just, uh, keep a closer eye mate okay? Okay.

This night the man himself, Fang the Sniper, is active.

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He works just like his sister, Fae, but has two places he can go. The first is when he leaves the hallway corner and shows up at the right door.

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The second one is him going to the vent in the bathroom deal with him the same way.

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Maybe it’s just me, but I swear sometimes I see weird shadow figures staring right into my soul in the cams. Am I just crazy, or is it actually real? Eh, definitely real.

We finish another night and grab the floppy disk meaning it's time for more post nights yippe!!!!!!!!!!

In the post night, our shitty ass boss wants us to go clean the whole place because the ungrateful customers have left behind a big ol’ mess.

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you have to go to the kitchen to get a broom to clean the whole place. there’s a couple more kids around the place might as well talk about what they say.

the boss’s daughter asks us if we have a favorite character, and says her favorite isn’t performing anymore for whatever reason.

one of them just calls the floor dirty wow, ungrateful bastard.

and the last one talks about a mysterious arcade machine, hmmmm....

also yes, the weird hell portal is still there you still have to do it.

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Doing all the tasks and the secret stuff makes the boss say "i didn't want it to end this way."

We get another one of those cutscenes and yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep we're definitely being stalked.

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Onto Night 3.

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at the start of the night collin does the most horrible thing a human being could do and calls fang a gulp fox instead of a wolf. what a piece of shit asshole, he deserved every second of having to pull fang out of that vent.

collin brings up the two other characters on stage: melody the bat and aus- nubbs the bear... who are obviously gonna be active tonight.

fun fact: these two are supposed to be related. how? don’t ask.

on a way more important note, melody decided to become a diddy blud and break one of the cameras, at least she stopped when they just stared at her.

this entire bloodline is full of diddy bluds, so nubbs decided to break open a vent shaft. if fang likes vents, then nubb loves them. but just like melody, he instantly stopped that when spotted.

collin rambles on a bit more about the animatronics being quirky before ending the call.

Obviously this night we got NUBBS and Melody active.

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Let’s start with Melody first. Every once in a while, she’ll try to break one of your cams. Simply watch her to make her stop it even makes a sound cue to let you know she’s attacking.

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If Melody breaks too many cams, she’ll come to the office and kill you.

Now, onto Nubbs. The whole location has 3 vents, but Nubbs only goes to two of them: the hallway and the ordering station. He doesn’t make a sound cue, but it’s pretty easy to spot him in the cams. Just watch him for like 1 second, and he’ll fuck off.

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The gameplay loop is definitely a lot more fun now, with you having to actually use the cams. Cam usage is very cool, I genuinely love using cams.

Onto the post-night!

Once again, our shitty boss wants us to do slave labor.

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You already know what do the tasks talk to the kids, do the weird flesh hell, level all that good stuff.

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The boss's daughter talks about all the new kids coming in all probably for her birthday. Though the boss said she's not allowed to be there, probably because she blew out the last birthday boy’s candles. Yep that's totally it.

Doing everything and the secret makes the boss say "i wish i could just forget that day." wooooooooo very scary.

another cutscene and this bitch is STILL stalking me

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Another day another dollar.

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Collin’s been doing some digging and found some old camera footage, and was actually able to recover some of it. The previous owner was all over the place she’d sometimes just cry.

Back on point: by the end of the day, he should get the rest of the footage recovered.

He actually used to work the night shift at one point, though. For him, literally nothing happened, but he still had to watch the animatronics.

Back then, the OG gang were still up: Fang Sr, Mr. BEARnard, Miss Faelynn, and Miss Willow.

A lot of the older models got scrapped, but they still kept one around: being the man himself, Fang Sr. He’s actually in Parts and Service.

Poor blud can’t even stand anymore, but back then, everyone loved the guy.

But he had some really weird bugs that would only happen on Tuesdays during school hours. When there was no one in the dining room, he’d just stop moving. They would play Red Light Green Light with him to see if they could reset him. So, if he for whatever reason moves and gets in your office, just stop moving. It worked then, so it’ll work now.

The final main night character, the og himself Fang Sr comes to life.

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Despite looking pretty tuff, he's actually not that bad. When you start hearing metal clanking, close the cams and just stop he'll eventually leave.

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Also, Blud has the rawest animation when he comes into the room it’s cool every time it happens.

Weirdly enough, most people found him to be the OPP of the game, which, like, ehhh… I never died to him once, so no comment.

My strat was to just keep watching the hallway corner cam for him. That’s, uh, about it.

Onto the post-night. This time, our piece-of-shit boss wants us to fill cups for the filthy children—including hers.

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You already know what to do.

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The daughter says that the boss forgot her "candies," and she was really worried about them. They're only for adults, pfft, lame...

Doing all the usual stuff makes the boss say, "You were always such a wonderful child."

oh and yep the bitch is STILL stalking people like shoo bruh

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It's time for the final main night friday

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Collin calls us one last time, and it turns out our shitty ass boss KILLED kids. The company is trying to cover all this up before they end up selling the brand.

As Collin is explaining all this to us, a higher up comes into his room, telling him what the fuck he’s talking about. The higher up threatens to fire Collin for sharing "misinformation" which causes the both of them to get into a fight.

No one new gets added in Night 5, so this is a perfect time to share my thoughts about the gameplay.

And I think it’s really neat. The game doesn’t try to go above and beyond or try to blow your mind with incredible mechanics and the greatest balancing you’ve ever seen in your whole life.

It’s just a simple, fun game, and sometimes you do just wanna play a fun, simple game.

My only real gripes with the game are that I wish the other cams were useful too in some way, and the other one is I kinda wish Fang Sr.’s mechanic was something else other than just "stop moving to watch the cool animation." But eh, I don’t really have any ideas for how I would’ve done it differently.

So moral of the story game fun me like.

Time for the post night!

Todays the big day all the ungrateful children want cake and our serial killer boss forces us to go get it for her

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Just uh make sure you do the secret first.

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at the entrance you can find the boss's daughter saying how she's not supposed to be here

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We end up getting the cake and o- oh.

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All the animatronics are looking at you including Fang Sr.

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You give the cake to the boss and uh...

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it just ends after that wait a minute....

SHE WAS THE GUY STALKING ME IN THOSE CUTSCENES?????? OH HELL NAW AND LOOK SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN

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It's time for the final night Saturday.

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At the start of the night, everything seems normal it’s just that Collin doesn’t call us. Everyone still attacks the same way, but when the clock hits 1 AM, something weird happens: the BOSS calls us.

She realizes that the animatronics are possessed by the kids she killed,

which makes her realize that her daughter, Addie, is also alive inside someone else that isn’t on stage or Fang Sr. She promises she’ll get her before cutting the phone call.

That’s when you hear it something screaming: FIND ME.

You check the cams and find it.

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This is miss willow or Addie the games final boss

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Whenever she says FIND ME, search every single cam except the stages. When you find her, stare for a second until she leaves. Do this for as long as possible to stall her for as much as you can, but eventually she’ll get in.

Close the cams and wait for the office to go dark, then deal with her the same way you’d deal with Fang or Fae.

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You don’t have that many batteries, so try to stall her for as long as you can in the cams.

This boss fight is pretty cool. It’s simple but fun. It’s nice to have every cam, except the stages, be useful, and the renders of her in the cams and office are pretty raw.

After all that, you eventually beat her and get into the final post-shift.

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After following Addie for a bit we stop outside fangs.

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Addie finds us for finding all of those weird glitch demons in the secret minigames. She talks about her mom and how she was broken, but not anymore. Remember that horrible day? No one came to help them it should’ve been HER, she said so, she watched it all happen.

But WE, we set Addie’s soul free, and we deserve a gift for that. Just look behind you for a sec.

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Yep our prize for being set free was being fucking murdered sounds about right.

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at the end we get a newspaper of fangs merging with another place called Charlie's pin palace

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There's one last thing though before the credits roll.

Our character is in a vent crying.

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And then miss willow shows up in it.

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But fear not that was all just a bad bad dream.

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our character walks up to their laptop which has an ad for fangs bowl 'N' bite on it and then finally the credits roll.

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And yeah, that was the main game of Fang’s Pizza ’N’ Theater. Overall, I had a really fun time with this game. Sure, it didn’t really try to be groundbreaking or anything like that, but it was a good, fun game that I just spent a lot of time yapping about. It gets a solid 8/10 from me.

But wait there’s more! Remember how I said Fang’s was a 2016 fangame? What if I told you there was a fully recoded version of that 2016 game that even adds new content?

Well would you look at that!

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HELP WANTED BLAH BLAH BALH

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Here's the office.

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I’m not really gonna go too in depth with Golden Days because I don’t really like it all that much. It’s kinda like fnati 6.0’s classic mode it’s cool for a few minutes, but it gets boring and bland really fast.

Fang, Fae, and Austin all work the same way: when they show up, click on the light switch. For Fang Sr. You just spam the flashlight on him.

For fucking Shadow Fang, who looks like this:

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I like how he’s sitting on the music box that’s cute, that’s funny.

Anyway, you pull up the cams for him, which is the only reason you’d ever use cams in this mode. Wow, bruh.

There are phone calls, but I’m not going over them. One thing this mode does have is minigames! Featuring my favorite character of all time: Orange Gron.

The first one is just him chilling in his house.

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And then he goes outside and gets bullied by a bunch of assholes because of his uh... ears?

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The second one is based on take cake to the children, orange kid is crying till his uh idk dad shows up and cheers him up.

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And he also drops off a corpse wow.

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In the third one the dad has to go wear the fang springlock suit to go give gifts to all the ungrateful toddlers.

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when you do that the springlocks start to snap or smth

the fourth one you're playing as the kid again

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but uh oh there's a dead body dads being a diddy blud again!

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on the final minigame you're playing as a ghost child exploring fangs

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the kid ends up possessing fang sr and brutally MURDERS orange gron in cold blood...

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you get SIXTEEN fucking dollars for all of that and the game ends

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overall uh base game better fuck golden days cya!



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