Yeah, it’s been a while since the last update. Sorry ‘bout that.
Just thought it might be fair to let you know, yes, I’m still alive and kickin’ and this game will still be a complete thing eventually. Just around 10 months left…crawls into corner and cries
Just pretend that the game is pregnant or something…idk.
To make this update not completely boring and actually maybe contain some interesting game things, let me tell you a thing or two about what happens after the demo ends.

• Since you obtain weapons and such - shortly before you were rudely interrupted by my incapability to plan ahead - you have probably already guessed that after you enter the cave there’s going to be loads of RPG battles and levelling; the enemies will be/have been drawn yours truly.

• There’s two minigames (I am quite proud of) that will serve as a way to reach the final destination, because walking around on giant maps, fighting dozens of dozens of monsters is sooo dull. I am thinking about adding a third mini game I thought of after stupidly spelling JackSepticEye wrong….

• After you reach your final destination, there’s a way to add PewDiePie and CinammonToastKen to your party.

• The game will most likely have four endings (not sure if I mentioned this before), one blissful ending, one weird ending, one bad ending and one true ending - getting the true ending will most likely require getting the weird and wrong end first.

• There will be a secret way to dress Jack up as a leprechaun.

• I shall add more references to more stuff still. Because references are fun. And people in the comments freak out when they get references. They make for a good conversation starter.

• Before playing/watching, I strongly suggest you look up NinjaSexParty and Starbomb, and rewatch certain old-ish rage-filled videos of Jack.

I hope this is acceptable as news update and teaser, don’t want to keep you guys hanging!
xoxo Yukicchi