I met one of my Twitter friends today I'm the guy in glasses

The pain of shaving

There goes their mayo supply

This poor soul lost a game of magic the scattering at this point there is no way he can clean this up

What does this taste like also please do not use it for lovecraftian rituals to summon cthulu

change my mind and I will replace this post

I'll need some bleach after the scooby one

This isn't my post but I thought it fit here

You do you man

Missing if you find my dagger call (660 998 1992)