This isn't my post but I thought it fit here

I met one of my Twitter friends today I'm the guy in glasses

Missing if you find my dagger call (660 998 1992)

This poor soul lost a game of magic the scattering at this point there is no way he can clean this up

The pain of shaving

There goes their mayo supply

What does this taste like also please do not use it for lovecraftian rituals to summon cthulu

You do you man

I'll need some bleach after the scooby one

change my mind and I will replace this post