This isn't my post but I thought it fit here

So close

I'll need some bleach after the scooby one

The pain of shaving

Missing if you find my dagger call (660 998 1992)

I met one of my Twitter friends today I'm the guy in glasses

You do you man

change my mind and I will replace this post

There goes their mayo supply

What does this taste like also please do not use it for lovecraftian rituals to summon cthulu