This poor soul lost a game of magic the scattering at this point there is no way he can clean this up

There goes their mayo supply

I met one of my Twitter friends today I'm the guy in glasses

change my mind and I will replace this post

Missing if you find my dagger call (660 998 1992)

I'll need some bleach after the scooby one

You do you man

So close

The pain of shaving

This isn't my post but I thought it fit here