This is foreshadowing. You will not recieve any more context.

https://orbilu2.itch.io/booisanidiot Me and two friends made a game for the GMTK Gamejam 2025. Go play it! (maybe also rate it while you're at it ). Chaos is sure to ensue. ...It also has cool music made by yours truly

It ain't a true holiday without some new unbearable things in town! Not Bear's new patch is here to fix and tweak parts the bravest of you are yet to discover. ..And other bugs. Have fun! (As per usual updating the game doesn't delete progress so go wild)

Ghost Hunting!

New Not Bear patch! This patch contains small bugfixes and tweaks (and is also available on the web version :0). Remember that updating your game won't remove any savedata! This was a wild ride, and I can't wait for you to see everything I left in here.

BIG NEWS: Your Bandit can wear a Game Jolt hat and shirt in Bandit Trap!

Defend your home or steal treasure in the open beta: https://bit.ly/BanditTrapBeta

It ends on March 23rd at 6 am CET!

Something is coming. Something... ...Magenta coloured.

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Play @pm-studios ' Bandit Trap Open Beta!

Grab your rocket chairs, vacuums, and toilet tornadoes! Report one more time for our final beta! Live through March 23rd 6 am CET.

Complete quests based on the game!

Play the beta: https://bit.ly/BanditTrapBeta

Yeah I'm not dealing with this